Chuck Norris Has Offspring?!

I have a guilty pleasure. It’s infomercials. Bonus points if I actually own the item in the infomercial (yes, I still watch it). I prefer the non-cheesy ones, but I’ll take what I can get when it’s 2am and I can’t sleep, or it’s Saturday morning and I’m scarfing down...

The Best Music Video of All Time?

This one has it all—cars, hoes dancers, pigtails, Kevin Hart, a sick beat, random beds in the middle of the street, and a location that looks like a random suburban neighborhood. “Yeah Phil, take the back golf course entrance. T-Pain is filming a music video in the...

I think The Pitch Forgot About Me

When one of KC’s local magazines, The Pitch, released a feature on 12 Kansas Citians they have crushes on, I think they forgot about how much I love surveys. The professional photo shoot I could probably do without. Too high schooley (although I will say I was the...
Fey and Poehler to Host the Golden Globes

Fey and Poehler to Host the Golden Globes

—-this is probably the best thing that has happened in 2013, and it’s not even 2013 yet. If you’ve ever see Parks & Rec, read Bossypants, or seen any episodes of SNL that Tina and Amy are in, you are just as excited as I am. At first I’m like, then I think...