I bought it at Wal-Mart and then told Harry later it could be part of my Christmas present from him. I read the reviews and tried to guess the weight of the people writing them (vindictive, I know, but if you read the reviews, you will understand—I mean, no machine squeaks unless it is barely keeping it together).


Disclaimer: I am not a blonde model. And my shoes are way cooler.

Anyway, my Gold’s Gym Stair Stepper has been a dream come true. Now I can watch Dateline: The Beauty and the Beast Mystery (wife dies 12 years after dancing with husband who dressed up in a ‘beast’ costume from our beloved Disney film at their wedding, duh, husband did it, obvi.) with little to no guilt. Because, look see, I got a work out in!

So why am I blogging about this now if I got it back in December? Because I need to go get on it. I have a bean/cheese/rice burrito to burn off. Nothing says procrastination like blogging about the thing you are putting off.

Speaking of delicious burritos, I’ve made the choice not to eat meat Sunday-Friday. Saturday is my BINGE DAY RAWR when I get to be a piggy and eat whatever the hecks I want. My last Saturday I hit up Orange Chicken AND some fried beef* dish. And even cream cheese rangoons but who am I kidding, those are technically vegetarian but they seem so naughty and they fit deliciously along with the fried beef and chicken.

So we’re on week 2 of this 85% (6 out of 7 days) vegetarian plan. Yes, getting protein is annoying but protein shakes and beans are the loves of my life (not together, you are gross) so it is working out.

Which is what I’m about to do, even though I need to go to bed. (Get it, “working out”?) And that is what you call a nice, tight ending, my friends.



Sleeping panda! New New Year’s Resolution: To incorporate as many glitterfy clipart gifs as humanly possible in 2011.







*Any time a meat is fried, I’m going to feel good about it.

Kelsey Jones

Kelsey Jones

Founder/Chief Marketing Consultant at Six Stories
Kelsey Jones helps clients around the world grow their social media, content, and search marketing presence. She enjoys writing and consuming all kinds of content, both in digital and tattered paperback form.
Kelsey Jones
Kelsey Jones