I sent out an email to my nearest and dearest members of the Creative Department where I work asking them for empty plastic bottles of apple juice that our new owners, Autotrader.com, brought us:


See how cute they are?! I was thinking I could make some bud vases from them. I got four. But think about how ridiculous people look drinking from them since they are apple-shaped.

Besides collecting awesomely-shaped bottles, I also bought some new art for our new house:



Vintage Wizard of Oz and Banksy posters from Allposters.com! I’m going to put the Wizard of Oz prints (there are 5) in my office and the Banksy ones (there are 5) in our master bedroom. Banksy is a badass. I’m going to do colored frames so it looks like our bedroom belongs in the city, not in Suburbia, filled with Homeowner’s Association rules about fences and dog poop (not that I hate HOA Rules, I don’t mind them, and I also love our HOA pool).




  • Clif Mojo bar
  • Quizono’s Chipotle Turkey Sammie
  • Baked Lays
  • Fresh fruit
  • Snack Size McDonald’s Oreo Blizzard
  • Nachos Bell Grande from Taco Bell: meat and cheese only with a side of regret, please.

I did take Mac on a 30 minute walk and am planning on doing some interval training once my regretful stomach stops howling with pain.

Kelsey Jones

Kelsey Jones

Founder/Chief Marketing Consultant at Six Stories
Kelsey Jones helps clients around the world grow their social media, content, and search marketing presence. She enjoys writing and consuming all kinds of content, both in digital and tattered paperback form.
Kelsey Jones
Kelsey Jones