When one of KC’s local magazines, The Pitch, released a feature on 12 Kansas Citians they have crushes on, I think they forgot about how much I love surveys. The professional photo shoot I could probably do without. Too high schooley (although I will say I was the featured portrait in the mall display of the senior photographer in Manhattan, I was wearing a fuchisa sweater with glitter threads running through it. It was awesome.)

Anyway, for fun, I thought I’d try to be a cool Kansas Citian too and fill out the survey they had their crushes do:

Age: 26

Job: Co-owner, The Social Robot

Relationship status: Married since Oct 2010

What’s your go-to drink? Miller Lite draft, rum & diet

What’s your guiltiest musical pleasure? Kreayshawn and Ke$ha (I go all out when it comes to guilty pleasures)

What’s the last thing that made you cry? Stress

What’s on your nightstand? A pile of books about writing books, a gratitude journal

What’s the coolest thing in your home? We have an LED projector with a 100” screen (and also an alarm system, robbers!)

What’s the lamest pickup line you’ve ever heard (or used)? “I think I was just looking at your MySpace profile earlier today!”

What’s the best way for someone to hit on you? Make me laugh (the above didn’t do it)

Dumped or dumper? Usually the dumped. But mostly because I procrastinate breakups.

What’s your foolproof date restaurant? Lydia’s or Oklahoma Joe’s

If you want to impress me, feed me … good BBQ or italian (or semi-average Mexican)

At what bar or restaurant would you like to have an open tab? Johnny’s, Garozzo’s, AMC Fork & Screen

What’s your workout? HIIT, Zumba, Yoga

What’s your pettiest relationship deal-breaker? Isn’t up to date on current events or hates reading

What do you do when you think nobody’s looking? I’ve been known to pick my nose a time or two.

With whom would you like to play Truth or Dare? I bet Anthony Jeselnik and Aziz Anzari would be good ToD players.

Have you ever been the other woman? Not that I know of!

What character flaw do you wish you could fix in yourself? Being a perfectionist about things that don’t matter.

What are you most vain about? my face. I am lucky to have such a smooth complexion and I do everything to keep it that way!

What physical feature are you a sucker for? Good teeth, shaggy hair

Who’s on your crush list? Joe Manganiello

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Kelsey Jones

Founder/Chief Marketing Consultant at Six Stories
Kelsey Jones helps clients around the world grow their social media, content, and search marketing presence. She enjoys writing and consuming all kinds of content, both in digital and tattered paperback form.
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