too much air conditioningI get it. When it gets hot, you turn on the air conditioning. But I don’t really think it is helpful or efficient to have the AC blasting so high that I am in a constant state of goosebumps. I need a jacket stashed in my car more in the summer than I do in the winter, just to battle the freezing indoor temperatures.

Besides Target and the library, restaurants and movie theaters are awful too. I will actually go out to my car and get my jacket if I forget it. Do you want to keep me miserable so I don’t camp out at the table?

There is something inherently wrong with almost being able to see your breath in the middle of July. No, I don’t want to shop at Target in 90 degree heat, but I also don’t want to be shivering either.

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Unrelated, yet amazing creepy photo I found on Photopin

It just brings about a list of more potentially awkward and embarrassing situations for me:

  • Meeting someone and they have to experience shaking hands with an ice cube 
  • Trying to shiver coyly at the dinner table without making a scene
  • Trying to convince strangers to let me borrow their jacket during Iron Man 3
  • Ending dinners early because if I don’t stand outside in the next 5 minutes I might scream
  • Pretending I have to smoke just so I can let the humidity blanket me for a few moments

And if it isn’t bad enough in public, my husband is also a big proponent of the almighty AC. Whether it is in the car, our bedroom (where we have a freestanding separate AC unit), or the rest of the house, he totally thinks AC is worth the cost.

I don’t love being hot either, but can we find a middle ground between the Arctic and Hell itself?

photo credit: theloushe via photopin cc

creepy photo credit: boni_face via photopin cc

Kelsey Jones

Kelsey Jones

Founder/Chief Marketing Consultant at Six Stories
Kelsey Jones helps clients around the world grow their social media, content, and search marketing presence. She enjoys writing and consuming all kinds of content, both in digital and tattered paperback form.
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