This gif encompasses how I’m sure people feel after I posted my blog post about the Slow Carb Diet on my other blog earlier this week:
I don’t even want to hear about my diet. I had hot dogs, eggs, and peas for lunch, guys. It was slightly miserable and I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to eat hot dogs on this, but honey badger don’t care.
Truth: eggs are pretty badass though, I don’t really get sick of them. Although they do make me nauseous if I think about what they are for too long. I mean, I’m basically chowing down on chicken fetuses to lose weight. If that doesn’t make me top of the food chain, I don’t know what does.
Also, there is some real truth in this one:
Isn’t that always the truth? If someone is like, “Don’t get mad but…” I’m going to get mad. Oh and then when they ask, “Are you on your period?!” like you’re not able to get mad about anything in your life.
I really hate when people ask me if I’m OK because I “don’t look so good.” Great. Thanks for telling me I look like crap. OK, rant over.
I’m going to go eat some more chicken fetuses now.
First and third images are from this Buzzfeed post. Shout out to Tumblr for the other two.