This gif encompasses how I’m sure people feel after I posted my blog post about the Slow Carb Diet on my other blog earlier this week:

girl code

 

I don’t even want to hear about my diet. I had hot dogs, eggs, and peas for lunch, guys. It was slightly miserable and I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to eat hot dogs on this, but honey badger don’t care.

girl code

 

Truth: eggs are pretty badass though, I don’t really get sick of them. Although they do make me nauseous if I think about what they are for too long. I mean, I’m basically chowing down on chicken fetuses to lose weight. If that doesn’t make me top of the food chain, I don’t know what does.

Also, there is some real truth in this one:

girl code

 

Isn’t that always the truth? If someone is like, “Don’t get mad but…” I’m going to get mad. Oh and then when they ask, “Are you on your period?!” like you’re not able to get mad about anything in your life.

period

 

I really hate when people ask me if I’m OK because I “don’t look so good.” Great. Thanks for telling me I look like crap. OK, rant over.

I’m going to go eat some more chicken fetuses now.

First and third images are from this Buzzfeed post. Shout out to Tumblr for the other two.

Kelsey Jones

Kelsey Jones

Founder/Chief Marketing Consultant at Six Stories
Kelsey Jones helps clients around the world grow their social media, content, and search marketing presence. She enjoys writing and consuming all kinds of content, both in digital and tattered paperback form.
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