So for anyone that is still using Blogger (I reluctantly do to comment occasionally), you’ll notice in your profile, there is a section called “Random Question”. As somewhat of a survey connoisseur back when MySpace was cool, I was completely offended by the choices that Blogger offers:

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What!? Did Horse_ebooks write these or something? Or am I just on the wrong side of 25 to get why these are amusing?

As a survey enthusiast, may I present five amazing random questions, courtesy of this tumblr of a questionable name for those of you who hate cursing.

What do you associate the colour red with?

What was the last book you purchased?

 Would you eat a live spider for one million dollars?

What countries have you been to?

Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?

(I don’t know what monster would say open to the last question, but to each his own.) You’re welcome Blogger. Be sure to ask FUS if you can use these pearls of insight into the human psyche.

Kelsey Jones

Kelsey Jones

Founder/Chief Marketing Consultant at Six Stories
Kelsey Jones helps clients around the world grow their social media, content, and search marketing presence. She enjoys writing and consuming all kinds of content, both in digital and tattered paperback form.
Kelsey Jones
Kelsey Jones