Pardon my absence, Insanity has taken over my life. If you like getting your ass kicked six days a week for 63 days, give it a try. I want to use it as an excuse to get out of stuff, like how people use babies, but in reality it’s only about 40-50 minutes of hell each day. Everything else I slip on is really me procrastinating. So really, pardon my absence, I have been too busy watching Judge Mathis.
So what do I hate most about my baby, whom I can’t really blame anything on?
This gal who has a much better stomach than me demonstrates:
I don’t even want to know what I look like doing “power jumps”. I’m thinking they are about half as high and my back is hunched like I live at Notre Dame.
I also hate Shanita from the DVDs, seriously, you’re going to stop every time the camera comes to you? That is really your only time to work hard. If you do Insanity, you’ll know what I’m talking about. If you don’t, just know that Shanita sucks:
Besides doing Insanity, I have been busy fostering my hippie alter ego by bartering with some landscaping companies to get help for my garden. It needs an intervention, bad. I didn’t know so many different types of weeds could grow in one area. Or that dying bushes somehow still manage to get taller. HELP. WILL MAKE PRETTY WEBSITES FOR PRETTY LANDSCAPING.
I’ve also been planning my trip to Omaha for Big Omaha during the second week in May. After I decided on the hotel, I immediately looked at the photos and evaluated whether or not I’ll be able to do Insanity there.
Maybe it is taking over my life. SEND WATER. AND LANDSCAPERS.