by Kelsey Jones | Jul 3, 2013 |
The ants have waged a war with me, 300 style. So much so that I have taken to researching means of ant killing on the internet and laughing maniacally when Walmart has the specific trap I was looking for. When I was growing up, I used to love ants. I still kind of do,...
by Kelsey Jones | Apr 5, 2013 |
Pardon my absence, Insanity has taken over my life. If you like getting your ass kicked six days a week for 63 days, give it a try. I want to use it as an excuse to get out of stuff, like how people use babies, but in reality it’s only about 40-50 minutes of hell each...
by Kelsey Jones | Mar 7, 2013 |
I have been slowly doing a deep clean*at my house, since when we moved in, we just stuffed things in drawers and closets so we could forget what packrats we are. I started with the kitchen cabinets (I threw away over 60% of what was in our 3 (THREE!) junk drawers)....
by Kelsey Jones | Sep 10, 2012 |
Oh grass, how do I hate cutting you? Let me count the ways. My nose/head/upper body gets so stuffed up and I can’t take Benedryl because I already take Zyrtec and you’d just find me passed out in my uncut grass. All the neighbors would say, “They...
by Kelsey Jones | Jul 17, 2012 |
Yes, another Mean Girls quote (P.S. Does that movie ever get any less relevant? P.P.S. Do the sequels not do the original justice or what?!). Tina Fey in all her shining glory. There are two things currently pushing at my house—me, by checking out Moneyball for H to...
by Kelsey Jones | Jun 19, 2012 |
Besides becoming an internet celebrity, my life has been pretty busy lately. First, I turned 26 on last Monday. I quipped on Facebook that I’m glad I’m closer to 30 than 20, because I was a real idiot when I was 20. It’s true; I was. But, I also met the future hubs...
