by Kelsey Jones | Mar 30, 2012 |
Mac apparently hates Easter. He tried to eat a baby bunny whole, length-wise, like he was in a hot dog competition. Relaxed-throat style. Luckily, I could tell it wasn’t poop he was ingesting and saved it. Go me for preventing future puked up bunny in our house. It’s...
by Kelsey Jones | Mar 19, 2012 |
I tore up some shit in my garden for about five hours yesterday. MyFitnessPal claims I burned over 1200 calories; I took that as a sign to eat buttered popcorn during 21 Jump Street last night after I was done. Anyway, here is what the garden looked like before: the...
by Kelsey Jones | Mar 1, 2012 |
Holla! I’m so happy it’s March 1st. After my 25th winter, I am ready for Spring, Summer, and Fall again. You know what is about to get decimated this Spring? This hot mess: Lord help the person who designed this crap of a garden. I hate all the bushes (the 4 dead ones...
by Kelsey Jones | Jan 23, 2012 |
…from getting into your house and eating your Granola Thins, which is punishable by death in some countries: BEFORE: AFTER: Problem Solved. And let’s be honest. No one was going to drink that Coors Light anyway. “But what if the...
by Kelsey Jones | Aug 16, 2011 |
Ever since being the roommate of this blog’s owner, roughly four years ago, I was thrust into her charasmatic decorating style. So, as a guest poster, I would like to take this chance to reflect upon her taste in home decorating on looks that not only create an...
by Kelsey Jones | Jun 22, 2011 |
OK so first off, I shouldn’t be trusted around peanuts, especially the kind that are in-shell, roasted, and salted. I polished off about 2.5 cups (over 900 calories) before waking up from my salt-induced stupor to realize what I was doing and to slowly back away from...
