I Belong in Sparta

I Belong in Sparta

The ants have waged a war with me, 300 style. So much so that I have taken to researching means of ant killing on the internet and laughing maniacally when Walmart has the specific trap I was looking for. When I was growing up, I used to love ants. I still kind of do,...
I’ll Eat That Cake, Thanks

I’ll Eat That Cake, Thanks

…and apparently anything else in existence. Two giant sugar cookies the size of my face? Sign me up. Doing Insanity comes with major hunger pains. Don’t let the bloggers fool you. Drinking a glass of water when you’re hungry does not work. Here’s a tip that actually...
The Status of My Existence

The Status of My Existence

Pardon my absence, Insanity has taken over my life. If you like getting your ass kicked six days a week for 63 days, give it a try. I want to use it as an excuse to get out of stuff, like how people use babies, but in reality it’s only about 40-50 minutes of hell each...
What My Songza Recent Playlists Says About Me

What My Songza Recent Playlists Says About Me

I thought I had escaped embarrassment by not allowing Pandora and Spotify to post what I’m listening to on Facebook, but then I went on ahead and discovered the most recent love of my life, Songza. Songza is the free Pandora you’ve been wishing for: only...